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6 edition of Stories from a moron found in the catalog.

Stories from a moron

real stories rejected by real magazines

by Ed Broth

  • 249 Want to read
  • 7 Currently reading

Published by St. Martin"s Press in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor.

  • Edition Notes

    StatementEd Broth.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6165 .B76 2005
    The Physical Object
    Paginationiv, 250 p. :
    Number of Pages250
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL3306470M
    ISBN 100312326769
    ISBN 109780312326760
    LC Control Number2004051020

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Stories from a moron by Ed Broth Download PDF EPUB FB2

The stories are short, rarely more than 2 pages, but they, as you work through the book, become a bore to work through.

It seemed like every story had the same set of themes. So, each new story that is presented is like re-reading the same thing over again. This goes on throughout the book. Of course, one can skim the stories and just read the /5(14).

The book, in retrospect, reminds me a lot of the movie Napoleon Dynamite because the whole thing is really in the style of an inside joke.

Broth is either a genius playing one of the best jokes ever on people (and it's funny to laugh with him), or he really is in fact a moron and is very funny to laugh at/5. The book is composed of the stories and the exchanges sent back and forth regarding the stories.

It's a humorous premise but the execution was lacking. The stories are short, rarely more than 2 pages, but they, as you work through the book, become a bore to work through. It seemed like every story had the same set of themes/5(14). Stories from a Moron is his first book.

Read an Excerpt. Hotel Honor Bar. I am a traveling salesman. A pretty good one. I think. I work my route going from town to town setting up franchises. I drive a Buick Ravioli. This is Buick’s sporty little go anywhere car.

I like it very much. Sometimes I bring a heavy woman with me for : St. Martin''s Publishing Group. With this book, Ed Broth finally sees his work published. His "Stories of Hope & Inspiration" and his "Stories of Meaning & Sacrament" plus his passionate pitches to place his writing in our nation's premier publications-from Pest Control Magazine to Arthritis Today-are all to be found in the book.

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alliances and obligations around the globe. The most impressive story, "This Moron Is Dead", reads like a Chinese version of Waiting for Godot. Written by one of the best contemporary Chinese poets, Han Dong, it's set in his city, Nanjing.

Stories from a Moron: Real Stories Rejected by Real Magazines by Ed Broth, Jerry Seinfeld and a great selection of related books, art and collectibles available now at After thinking about the book, I'd like to think it's the genius, because I don't really think anyone can accidentally write what he's got here.

In short, when you read Stories from a Moron, you will hear stories of the man's life, stories he's heard, and also just random words of wisdom. In most cases, he will then submit them to magazines. Get this from a library.

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